i am in the car with chelsea. chelsea is driving. she is telling me how she heard i orgasmed immediately and i say, who told you that? and she says alex and of course i already knew it was alex. and then she says she heard i like this and i say what and i say don't listen to anything that girl says and complain how i can't tell alex anything. chelsea holds up a red vibrator instead of saying the word vibrator (how quaint) and i get mad about how alex takes things i say and twists them and then tells them to people...but then i get woken up by sharon who tells me the cat just pissed all over my grandmother's bed!! agh!