dream idea for a horror comedy

Michelle Bain and this small child and someone like Billy Arria but wearing a black suit are living in the Actons yard next door, only they aren't quite real people, they are more like holograms, like there is something off about them

(i have fallen asleep to scientology and the aftermath playing on my computer)

*almost like if billy arria led a cult of hologram people from my highschool in a way**
except these are the only people we ever see

i am trying to stay away from the hologram people and not interact with them because i can tell they are not real people and there is something off about them

but i can see them through the trees

i can see them moving very fast and through each other in the yard like holograms, i see them doing a slow kind of dance where they move their arms and their arms pass through one another, i see one arm getting long and out of proportion and passing through another ones side of the face

the little girl tries to interact and come over

somehow i end up over in the actons yard with just michelle bain and the little girl and we are sitting in the grass in the front yard and i see billy arria in a car drive down the driveway and pull out- i am trying to make sure he does not see me there and it seems like he doesn't

then somehow i get michelle bain to turn into a real person or something by coming over into my yard through the trees, not sure how but there is a feeling like she has turned more real when i separate her from hologram billy arria and the little girl child--

the little girl child keeps coming over and trying to interact with us and i try not to interact and to get michelle not to interact--

there is something on the ground that has a crude etched image of two dogs on it- something like a black purse- and it reminds me how this has been some kind of secret theme - and i remember that michelle bain had two small dogs- when we were younger- and maybe they died or something

michelle takes a pin , some kind of long needle off the purse or off the ground and sticks it directly into her tongue--- some kind of sign of something

(at some point still in the dream i think this is a good idea for a horror comedy and imagine whitney cummings starring)

II

i start walking down south street sometime after this- am i with the little girl at first? am i trying to escape the house and the yards?

i end up with a hamster and the hamster is white with light light brown spots and i think it is gilby but am somewhere remembering it cant be gilbie with this coloring...

i go into the cooks house and no one is home but there is a hamster cage and a dog and i put the hamster in the cage and fall asleep on a bed that is right there for a minute

then the cooks come home and there is another couple that has come to the house also per my request to get the hamster or the dog and mr. cook is very mean to this couple and an older girl who is supposed to be the cooks daughter i guess comes up to kathy cook and says i just want you to remember you had a beautiful friendship with this woman...

and dan cook is saying to the couple something about the lamp or the umbrella

and i am saying its all my fault because i called them over to get the hamster or the dog but its too late for the fighting and they leave with the dog, the woman wears glasses

for some reason no one is upset with me or about the dog leaving and when the door closes fat baby ryan is still a baby but very articulate speaking and there is a blues sounding guitar coming from somewhere-

dan cook sings some blues lyrics and then says check out this guy-- and there is another baby in one of those circular wheeling high chairs and the baby is holding and playing an electric guitar expertly, dan sings a few lyrics every now and then

there is also another older man i dont recognize who looks a little sweaty and bloated and i think he is drunk

i was going to leave but they seem to want me to stay, i am confused about the interaction and about how i ended up here and why i came here, and wondering if the couple that came over and took the hamster and the dog are hologram people as well

i cant remember why i did what i did or understand why its not my fault

the whole time i am at the cooks trying to speak and explain whats happened and why my jaw is so clenched i can barely speak, a very visceral feeling that seems very real--

my words barely come out and my jaw is in pain it is so clenched and i cant move it- i am filled with fear and talking to dan cook in the front hall i also have a hard time standing straight up

January 28th and 30th

It's thanksgiving, weird thanksgiving in the woods somewhere, kind of like the table in hook with rufio and the lost boys. I have a horse that acts more like a dog. He is at the table. I feed him by hand. I have a trailer and the trailer is like a hangout and people can hang out in the trailer. Scooter boi is there. It is like a family gathering.

It changes from friend-family to my extended real family and the table and festivities are up in a tree house platform type of thing. Brandon and Christopher and Wendy and uncle Kenny are there. All the food is on one table and then the dining table is up on a raised platform in the tree.  I show up.

Will is there or not quite there and I am looking for him. I see him and he has a shaved head but it's like he can't see me. I go over to his house which is like his house but a tree house and there Is a little Christmas tree he made or something on the table which I recognize so I know it is his house. And his whole family is there for the holidays.

I am out in a muddy field then looking for a horse. Frankas is there and maybe scooter boi also. There is a horse. We find a golden retriever in the muck all covered in muck and maybe missing a leg. It looks like a muck monster. There must be some kind of muck storm going on thAt has covered up everything. In muck. It seems like the golden retriever would have died if we didn't find it.

Two days ago;

I am somewhere like a salon or some thing working for my mother and some other people and I leave to go get coffee and a few things for them--

I walk along a woodsy trail (kind of like walking through north Hampton when we went to happy jawbones house) and find a little River area and notice a baby manatee is sitting like a rock on the bank cause when he sees me he sinks back into the river.

I go to the edge of the bank and look for more animals. I start making a high pitched 'woot woot  whoop' noise at the wTers edge and dolphins and seals and manatees start to come up one by one and touch my hand with their noses and get pry and look happy and go back into the water. Then I hear something behind me. A gruff voice. I look behind me and there is a big black dog and then, for an instant - many big black dogs. Two dogs at each of my shoulders speak to me in a gruff voice and tell me not to call to the manatees or touch them. That they are diseased animals. I look back and I see the owner of the two dogs is talking to me through the dogs and it isn't really the dogs talking. I scold him for doing is to me and trying to scare me.

Night before last- donut dream realization

Driving somewhere with michael butler from the butts we fm show and others, stop at some coffee shop called Ray's cafe or something like that

Butts grabs about six sandwiches panini like which are stuffed in a row in front of the cash register like newspapers, he has been here before

I take forever deciding what kind of donut I want,I want all the donuts but am thinking how I should not eat donuts and finally ask the cashier what his favorite donut is and he pulls out a donut that looks like a croissant envelope with a bubble part on top, 

He says it is part muppet 

And it is filled with chocolate, I decide to get this donut but do not have achanceto eat it before I wake up

Waking up and realizing the donuts are not real I try to go back to sleep and eat all the donuts while i still can!

(Real time) yesterday evening walk with frankas to whole foods to buy toothpaste and wander around bakery section while he is in line thinking about my donut dream but not seeing any donuts AND THEN 

Seeing hidden free sample of cut up donuts on a plate and so I take two pieces and give one to frankas (which he throws away) and eat mine because I feel I must and it also tastes good and this must be some dream reality connection, undeniable I think

There is a grey long haired skinny collie like mix dog outside the whole foods and he startles us with his quiet presence when we walk out through the covered parking garage, he has his 

Leash tied

To a pole and were walking away from him, I've gotten down to two inner pieces of the Brady part of the donut which I don't really want and run back

To the dog and give him one piece which he takes semi reluctantly and drops and then eats and once he tastes it gets up and is eager for more,

I make him sit and ask for his paw which he gives me and I give him the second piece, frankas says he wants to go back and brush the dogs teeth but he doesn't and that you shouldn't feed other people's dogs and I tell him

I don't think people own dogs

And remember the time I fed Heather Faile's hot dogs to the dog outside the piggly wiggly

(With some pride)

(Before also this same night we witnessed a dog which sat down hilariously several times during its walk like it had dropsy but was just itching its neck,

Accompanied by a very patient 'owner')

Went to see Gina for a riding lesson after everything was going wrong in dreamworld, she was showing me her canter on a horse that looked like mike and I was on a horse like the big rolls Royce horse or Mac cantering behind her and she had had a rough time or something but was doing really well and there were all these people there and more people coming in while I was there. Another horse and a bunch of small dogs came through during my lesson and made me think what a skill she had with animals and people and a genius for allowing them to communicate. There was one dog that sounded like a gerbil but looked like a small white poodle. I got off the horse bc of the people with the dogs and another horse that had blue fur and looked more like a cartoon horse than a real horse but was a real horse... I said it looked like a manatee. Gina said she got it from somebody who sold/worked with dolphins...we were more like in a building then and I started worrying about how I was gonna pay her, I decided to ask if I could mail her a check but I didn't have a pen or anything. I looked down and there were pens in the gravel do I picked I be up. All these people were coming through and I asked her if they were here for her...we got outside and there was some kind of gatekeeper like woman there like she ran some aspect of this town...almost like a gypsy gut this is afte the door opens and the world changes a bit...Gina goes over to the gypsy woman and sits down on her feet in the little caged area with her like they are friends or used to being in this place together and Gina is being silly....she seems like Natasha Leon in Orange is the new black for a moment. I wake up.

I am coming to meet my family somewhere in the cape. I walk in to our living room in Norwell and there is a little dog in a basket. I ask her who the dog is for and pick it up and hold it. It looks like a miniature doberman/ chihuaha and I ask her if its for me and she says something but its like shes not answering the question and I think its weird she didn't tell me about the dog. I look up and I realize she's telling me she's pregnant. For some reason I know she's pregnant because there's a large lump like a tumor hanging off her wrist. Then I think she's actually showing in a real way but I'm not sure.

Then I am in the minivan trying to get to the hotel where my family is and I pull into a long gravel driveway and my brother walks out and he is smoking what looks like a cigarette and turns out to be a joint. I wonder if he is upset about Mom being pregnant. He asks me if I want one of the joints and I do but then he kind of refuses to give it to me and I am trying to find a lighter and can't find one. It seems like I have to get my stuff out of a room in the hotel. I remember driving.

my parents are having some kind of big party at their house. the actons are over and a lot of other people. i think there are a lot of dogs. i come home to the party, i am driving a car but doing something else with my feet so i just push the brakes with my hand and i keep thinking im going to crash the car and die, for some reason i cant use my feet though. i drive around a bend into a little inlet and stop there tryin g to fix it so i can drive right. a tall skinny homeless looking black guy comes over and says i cant park there. back at the house i remember i bring in a baby rhinocerous but remember that i have a bab y elephant in the house somewhere which i like better. when i come in i tell everyone how i have found a baby elephant but i cant find the elephant in the house. i ask alex where the elephant is and i think she says it is out in the yard so i go outside and the yard has been carved out and elevated so that you cant really walk on the grass without falling through to the dirt floor underneath. i think it may be a way to grow grapes. i look everywhere for the elephant and cant find it and ask alex because she said it was out there and then she says she didnt say that she just said that it was somewhere or it was here. i wonder how the elephant will survive on its own or if its owners have found it.